VD

Silly poem/story

Devo Carpenter published on
1 min, 141 words

Today we will be discussing VD 

Stop it, I see you Charlotte Grotowski this is not the time for a giggle fest

And you Peter Simon put away that disgusting smile, this is not a laughing matter

VD is everywhere you look people

VD is for everybody not just for a few

I know you kids are spreading it like wildfire

How do you get VD

Knockin boots, doing the horizonal shuffle, 

Gettin lucky, riding the parallel pony

You cannot ignore it

 Candy flowers hearts 

Those are the gateway drugs

That leads to the path of damnation

Just keep it in your pants, people

Only you can prevent VD

Ok that’s the bell everyone line up for the buses

Let it never be said Ms. Flores third grade class is ignorant

Now get out there and have a great Valentines Day